I’ve been Love SPAMMED
The GOOD news: I received an email from a HOT Brazilian admirer
The BAD news: It’s SPAM (trying to get me onto a dating site)!
I’ve been looking for you for most of all my life. But you were so hard to find.
But suddenly I decided to come here, and I lost my mind when I saw you.
Everything I want now is loving You, caring You and being with you.
Everything I want is becoming your second half.
We are still far from each other, we don’t have memories and romantic dates. But just imagine how many dates are waiting for us in future, what sweet memories we will have.
If you are tired of empty relations, of empty trials to build happy family life in love, I will give you everything you need and miss: love, passion, care, tenderness, and comfort of sweet home.
I hope that I am woman of your dream, and you can find me if you look at here: (dating website not shown).
Looking forward to get a letter from you
So, yes, I did take a quick look at the website.
That’s how I discovered “she” was Brazilian.
Alas, I’m taken and 18 year olds are NOT my thing.
Still, it was good for a laugh!